What completely useless superpower would you most enjoy having, and how would you use it to mildly inconvenience your enemies?

[Scorpion (Girl)]

What silly superpower would you enjoy having just for fun, and how would you use it to annoy your enemies a little? Picture being able to make someone's socks just a bit damp whenever you think about them, or making their phone charger work only at weird angles. Would you like to change traffic lights to yellow right as someone gets close, or make people’s pens run out of ink when they need to sign something important? Think about how satisfying it would be to see them puzzled about where their annoyances come from..

 

[Cpvr]

I think it would be cool to have the ability to fly anywhere.

 

[Scorpion (Girl)]

I think it would be cool to have the ability to fly anywhere.

Cool. You brought some of my childhood memories back... When I was just 9, I wished I had wings like a bird so I could fly anywhere…

 

[Senkusha]

I would say having the ability to spontaneously pass silent but deadlys.... but then again, that's too realistic as I approach the grave. My body is already developing that ability all on it's own, especially after I eat anything spicy, involving beans, or ...okay, well, I'll just call it what it is: Taco Bell.